Bake half of the cookies! Does that mean we cut the time in half?! -Ashley
Who calls it catchup? I CALL IT CATCHUP. -Meghan
FUCK! I hate when people call me when I'm playing Robot Unicorn Attack!
That 70's show and Golden Girls is pretty much how I learned English. -Sofi
Old men gossip, they do...they do.
Don't watch porn, honey I have crabs, why do you only have one ball? I'm screwing your sister, What?! -Things
Hopper has the most perfect boobs in the world! ...wait no..Callie, yeah..Callie's are pretty perfect.
Two girls one cup has failed me once again...-Sofi
Everyone's gonna put masturbate-Erin